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Okay this is getting really fucking stupid now, because I just witness one of the stupidest Geico commercials I've ever seen even though now these days most of them are pretty fucking stupid. You know those Geico commercials where it shows two people and one of them sees like an advertizement for the car insurance company and tell the other person "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent on car insurance" and the other person decides to be a bitch/asshole saying that everyone knows that and I agree with them. Everyone and their fucking dog knows it, we fucking get it. But what drives the point home is where the first person tells them something so damn outrageous and just plain out stupid that I cant even comprehend it. Like the one I just saw where two people where in bed together and the wife saw the commercial and told his husband who is trying to fucking sleep about the commercial when he tells the bitch that he as well as every fucking being in the universe knows about it. So then she says "Well did you know there are cartoons that shouldnt have energy drinks?" and shows Taz going insane after drinking an energy drink. Okay the commercial didnt even last twenty seconds and it pisses me off.

Besides the fact that everyone and their grandma knowing what the hell Geico is about, first off where in the hell did that last sentence come from? How were you able to equip yourself with that source of knowledge? I mean are you telling me that you work with cartoons, are cartoon characters real in the world you're living in, have you been taking drugs thus making you hallucinate, where, how, and why would you say that!? Who the fuck cares if there are cartoon characters that cant drink energy drinks, they're fucking cartoons and they dont share any similarities to the conversation you were having! You had this normal train track of a normal conversation about car insurance, but then you said fuck it and crash the damn conversation train into an orphanage and setting it on fire! Name one thing that the Looney Tunes have in common with a car insurance company? Name one, just name fucking one thing those two share? Oh you said animation, now you're just picking straws now. That's like trying to find the similarity between a television and a door and your answer was that they both have four corners.

And it just doesnt end there folks, everytime I see these commercials I feel I'm getting more stupid and hating humanity even more the fact that these people much less these sentences they make up in the end exist. And dont get me started on the fucking pig, that smartassed glammed swine of a sausaged whore! This pig alone makes me want to get car insurance from this company even less now because of how stupid these commercials are. Also, who the fuck cares about the pig? This isnt Piglet Insurance, this is Geico! Where the fuck is that gecko, atleast he's tolerable to deal with and he isnt dumb or being a fucking smartass about his company!
My Rants: My Little Pony Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks

Ah jeez, this again. You know that feeling that when someone asks you to do something so damn stupid you just want to strangle them, well what I'm feeling is far worse than that. I want to go and find the person who got me to watching this and get him mauled by a group of man eating badgers and beat him to death with a gold club. You think that thought I just made up was violent, people I'm just getting started because from what this movie has done to me and my psychosis it's a damn miracle I was able to get through it all and not go out on a swearing rampage and go all Sin City on everyone most likely reenact the scene of Sin City where Hartigan rips Roark Jr.'s genitals and other body parts off of him and smashing his fist into his face until Roark Jr.'s head is a fine paste.

This movie makes me want to go back on what I said about the Brony community, because here's the funny part. Where back in 2013 when the first MLP Equestria Girls movie was made and released in theaters alot of the Brony community didnt like it, infact they hated it because to most people they believed it was a way that Hasbro was trying to bring in the B Group or the much more mature audience my making the main characters sexualized in some way. Yeah that movie was more sexy then that of a ham sandwich on rye. I understood why they hated, hell the first movie made me get a migraine over how idiotic it was and wanted to punch a hole in the wall but like most of my emotions I try my best to bottle them up and save them for later. This movie however, bottling my sheer anger and wrath over it was more difficult than trying to shove a thirty inch thick cable wire through that of a hole of a damn needle!

Yet, here in this movie alot of the Brony community likes it...wait what? Did Hasbro finally discovered the secrets of the Da Vinci Code and found the ingredients to make a good Equestria Girls movie? If not then either the Brony community have been drinking too much apple cider or got in touch with John de Lancie. Wait did I just make a MLP joke, I swear to god the more I do this the more I feel ashamed of myself. Anyways after seeing the movie I began to calmly say to myself "How in the fuck do these people like this garbage!?" There are so many problems with this movie, it fails in plot, it fails as a sequel, hell it even fails a musical. Oh yeah, this movie has alot of songs in it, almost none of them being good. In the show there's plenty of songs that are good, some even I liked such as Winter Wrap up which to me it has a good pace and beat as well as some other songs I cant quite name on the top of my head. However songs in this movie just makes me shiver, raise an eyebrow, and wondered if this was torture for me for all the terrible deeds I've committed behind everyone's backs.

So what the hell is this movie is about? Well it all starts from the beginning, or the very end of the first movie but not at the same exact area where the end of the movie is taking place. Here we're at a local diner filled to the brim by people with more sand in their crotches than old beach dwellers wearing thongs. Meanwhile while everyone is bickering on if Han Solo shot first or not and farting like they just came out of a chilli festival, we are introduced by our three main villains who are secretly singing and sucking in all the farts in the diner into their red diamond neck bands. These three villains are Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk and as typical D/F grade villains they question themselves on what they should do to make everyone in the world to adore them and thus letting them take over the world as well until from the distance we see our rainbow nuclear bombs set off and surprisingly it didnt kill anyone in the process. Damn, now this movie got seventy minutes more longer. Upon seeing that, our villains calling themselves the Dazzlings set off to where the explosion was taken place and harness its power.

Back at the high school we are greeted once again my our main five characters; Apple Jack, Flutter Shy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity, along with their new accepted friend Sunset Shimmer. Okay it barely passed ten minutes and already there's a problem, hell it didnt even passed a second without a problem. You know what that problem is, the fact that this movie exists in the first place! The other mistake is that of the commercial advertisements of the movie and I will come back to this problem again soon enough. In some of the commercialized products for the movie, there was a few things off and missing here, that thing is that of Sunset Shimmer where in one of their posters while all six of the main characters are huddled together on the right, at the very end of the left side of the poster Sunset Shimmer is just standing there, hell she's not even on the damn cover of the movie! Why is this a problem, well upon looking it though I believe that Sunset Shimmer is the most well developed character in the movie and can hold her own very well making her an independent character thus making the character more interesting. Yet the movie itself has little to nothing for her to do for the movie. It's like she's a background character but with a script on what she has to say and that's it.

It was kind of a shame to because in the beginning and throughout the movie almost everyone in the school hates her. I would to if she somehow transformed into a demon goddess bent of taking over an entire race of talking ponies with an army of teenage zombies. Even more worse is that in her own Rainbow Rocks brand toy she's still a demon! Hey Hasbro, want to rub that whole "Sunset Shimmer was evil" thing more deeper, I believe you also need to add in salt and lemon juice into it while you rub it on our open wounds! Anyhow the Mane Five as well as Sunset Shimmer sets up for a showcase, or talent show, or the reenactment to Twilight, I dont know and I dont care, they could set up for a high school orgy or a play on Hostel 2, I wouldnt care! But soon after, the Dazzlings appear as new students to the school. There with the power of singing they convinced and manipulate the student board to turn the showcase talent show Twilight reenactment orgy fest of Hostel 2 into a Battle of the Bands. This movie is just racking up the points here and it's just the first song!

Okay, so if you seen this part of the movie you know what's wrong with this scene here. The song, out of all the other songs in the movie is probably the best one of the bunch, yet it only slightly reaches the good meter on my Suck-O-Monitor so it's still bad with numerous reasons. One thing is the physical motions, if you watch the Dazzings you can see that they tend to move abit, sort of like a sexual hypnosis or physical trance of some kind and they drove the point home with their sexuality by walking pass some of the students both male and female and touching them by grazing their hair with their hand or luring them in closely just to step back and slow motions. Secondly is the crowd interaction to the song where at the near end of the song some of the characters like some glam bitch saying she can beat the crap out of a punk rock chick and Trixie coming up saying she wants this. Something tells me she wants something else in mind and I can only come up to two solutions, either she wants the D or a peanut butter cracker, I'm taking the latter option is what she wants but then a hippie shouts that he wants it as well. People please, there's plenty to go around. There's enough peanut butter crackers for everyone! And as this scene goes on, what does our main characters do, absolutely nothing and just stares like a brain dead deer in the middle of the road.

Back in the normal world which is the pony world by the way, stick with me here folks, Twilight and her friends are at the library packing her shit in her new castle (which by the way if you havent seen the last episode of season four of the show, you wont understand how in the hell she gets a castle and whatever) Twilight gets a message from Sunset Shimmer about shit going down at the school as Twilight soon reveals the plot. I'm not joking here, we're not even pass the half hour mark and already the entire plot is revealed to us all. It turns out that the Dazzlings are actually Sirens or evil sea ponies or whatever I stopped caring as soon as the commercials in the movie started showing up, and that these Sirens were banished into the human world so in short the human world is the pony worlds bitch and they throw all their shit in there so we can deal with it. Works for me I guess, I mean I guess that answers how we got Twilight, Miley Cyrus, and all sorts of weird and stupid shit, they all came from a different world and our world is just the universes dump.

So with the power of nerd magic, Twilight is able to use the magical mirror to travel back to the human world and help her friends with the Elements of Harmony, but apparently the pay check for the Elements of Harmony was too low so the Elements of Harmony said fuck that noise and left the scene, making the Mane Six look like idiots in front of everyone, but as it turns out their Elements of Harmony can only show up when they do music. Okay, wait why the hell do they have to do music to activate the Elements of Harmony? What's the point, usually in both the show and the last fucking movie they didnt need to sing an opera in order to activate their rainbow missiles! It's just bam boom stylish jewelry, bing bong wearing them, bada bing nuclear rainbow powers. Of course it makes more sense than the Dazzlings and you know what all the other character's advertizements!

Yeah, I'm going back here because there's something I need to discuss here, something that set me off when I was researching this garbage, so as everyone knows Hasbro is a toy company and My Little Pony started out as just a toy till they made TV shows about them, so for this movie to exist they only did it just to advertise their new toys. I understand, but you could atleast make the fucking toys much less the box follow that of the movie! Like look, if you go and look for say a Adagio Dazzle toy you can see the wrongs in it. First off for the toy there's fairy wings that can be removed and all that shit, okay that's fine because in the movie when they perform on stage they look like they have fairy wings, but when you look at the box you can see that on the left bottom corner there's a pony version of the character with pixie wings...they're fucking Sirens! They dont look anything the characters in the movie, they look like fish horses or something, not fucking pixie ponies! Why make them have pony forms in the first place, it's not like a fan to just get the toy before they watch the movie so they'll know if they're good or not! It's the same with the Sunset Shimmer toy, she's good in the second movie but her toy for the second movie she looks fucking evil as she comes with devil wings and everything! Their advertizements for this movie was just stupid, even their live action advertisement commercial was stupid! Why have one to begin with!?

But I'm getting ahead of myself because there's still more shit to come. So for the Mane Six to defeat the Dazzlings they must compete in the Battle of the Band as Twilight figures out a counter spell to fight off the Dazzlings. We get all forms of different bands and styles of music including...oh you got to be fucking kidding me. Granted that I'm glad that this is short and simple and they are never seen again throughout the movie, but Snips and Snails performing rap...you know what, when I thought I couldnt hate a movie entirely ever in my life, I mean sure there are some bad movies that have good scenes and characters and understandable reasons why they were bad...but this...it goes beyond my expectations on terribleness.

I mean I can literally break into my neighbors house and sodomize them with a waffle iron and a bowling bin and I would be considered a damned gentlemen after I explain why I did it because these two characters just officially struck my worst characters list, up to the Top Three, that high people! And you know what, I dont care. I dont care that these abominations had somehow gotten fans in the Brony Community, I dont care that people disagree on how I see these two or their appearances in both the show and movies. Hell I wouldnt even care if the actors or the writers or even the director or owner of the show came up to me and explain why is this. Not even God himself cant do anything to change my mind on how I think these characters are. They are scum, they are worthless, idiotic, dumbfounded, disgraceful, inconsiderate, intolerable, ugliest, and are the most pathetic characters I've ever seen with my hated going over the limits of my own hatred. I hate them so much that I wish these characters were real so I could commit terrible things to them, so terrible that Satan himself would be jealous over the torment and pain that I would bring to them and I will enjoy every last moment to their dying breaths. There is no words on how I hate these characters, there is literally no known word I can express that can justify on how much hate I have for these two.

But, I digress. Anywho, Twilight and her friends managed to get to the semi-finals having the Dazzlings and Trixie's band of gay magicians (as they say in the gay old times) but sooner or later the Dazzings gets Trixie and her band of Criss Angels to trap Twilight and her band underneath the stage and results in everyone to fight amongst each other having all the arguments start off with Apple Jack being a bitch but Twilight and Sunset Shimmer gets their heads together and knock everyone back to their senses only for Spike,  who is a small fucking dog by the way, to open the door for them and letting them all out. I guess he  somehow gotten some money from Twilight's purse and paid the towns local prostitute to open the door for him and leave the scene in a split second. Hey this movie got plenty of plot holes here, if this movie aint going to fill them up, I will. So after Trixies and her band of Gandalf's, the Dazzlings prepare to sing their last song to take over the entire school but across the crowd upon a hill Twilight and her band with the help of a background character and her Transformer car that can turn into a giant stereo system fights off against the Dazzings and with the help with Sunset Shimmer they defeated the Dazzlings.

So if you seen every use of the Elements of Harmony you expect something like they were banished to an empty realm or that they were sent back to the pony world as prisoners, or at least end up in a big crater like the last movie? Nope, with the mighty power of the Elements of Harmony that can defeat all evil, turn monsters into stone and send evil creatures to the moon, they just turn the Dazzlings tone deaf making them unable to sing for shit and they just run off...I somehow cant find the reason to scream and hate this, I mean I know it's ducking dumb, idiotic, and lazy but somehow I cant find the care to hate this. Probably because I spend most of my hated on that of Snips and Snails in that one scene? That might be the reason. So all's great and everyone's jolly as hell, Sunset Shimmer finally gets accepted in the student body, Twilight returns back to her world, and thus ends the movie...or does it! Dun dun dun! If you manage to stick for a while for the post credits there's a little thing showing that of the human world Twilight as a scientist learning that something is going on in the school and that she must go and discover what it is.

Could this mean that there will be an Equestria Girls 3? God I hope not, because that means it's going to be worse than the two movies I just watched and I'll need to seriously get drunk in order to get through it without going completely insane. I dont know how or why people like this movie, most of the songs are terrible and cringe worthy, the climax and ending of the movie was pathetic, and there was little to no rememberable scene in the movie other than its god awful mistakes such as having the Diamond Dogs being human and Spike the Dragon be a small puppy. Something tells me that mirror is somewhat racist to dragons? I dont know, but who cares at this point? I may support the show, but I dont like the first movie, and I hate the second one. God forbid that I will like the third one, because if the third movie is good then I will eat my own damn words so please Hasbro or whomever is making these fucking movies, please make a good one so I dont have to do this crap anymore!
Well I got to say Ubisoft once again has colored me impressed with it's new game to its famous franchise Assassins Creed Rogue. There is alot to go through for this game and got me even more interested in the lore and franchise of Assassins Creed and made me wonder which side do I really belong to by my beliefs and who is more right? The Assassins for wanting to give people freedom, or the Templars who wants to give people order? I mean sure the Templars does do some nasty and horrific things but so does the Assassins as they both follow the "Everything Is Permitted" guideline to which in order to get what they need to accomplish one must step over the boundaries and do what must be done whatever the cost and action. Upon a quick recap I thought on which side should I belong to and to whom I should support, and frankly I choose that of the Templars. I didnt choose them just because they have more advantages such as high amount of wealth, more control, advanced technology and so forth but I choose to be a Templar supporter because I believe that Order sounds more better than Freedom because with freedom the leaders will have little to no control over the masses and thus chaos pursues. With order, leaders will be able to control what happens to the people and their actions. I'm not saying I support a dictatorship, but I believe that to ensure a good country or world one must use the values of Order and less on Freedom. You can still give your people their freedom but not enough freedom to do things that goes against the order.

So the basic ideal of Assassins Creed Rogue is simple. Dating back to the eighteenth century between 1752 and 1761 during the Seven Year War where when you start out you were just a member to the Assassin Brotherhood named Shay Cormac and through there you are out to find a book detailing to where certain precursor artifacts are hidden and a box describing the contents of the book and translating the knowledge through a map. Upon getting the two items you are sent to Lisbon to recover what they believe to be a Piece of Eden which are supernatural artifacts that grants the user unbelievable power, but upon taking the artifact from its tomb the artifact turns to dust and a massive earth tearing earthquake erupted turning all of Lisbon into a shattering blazing pit of destruction and rubble as thousands of lives were killed in the accident.

Believing that the grandmaster of the Brotherhood knew of this event, Shay blames the Brotherhood for the lives that was taken from the incident and leaves the Brotherhood with the book. Upon arriving to New York you are met by George Monro who with a team helps you by fighting off the assassin like criminals of New York and the Brotherhood itself as you aid the British fight off the French only to realize soon after that George Monro and his gang are members of the Templars and with your services they placed you in one of their ranks and become another member of the Templars. As a Templar your goal is to stop the Brotherhood from discovering another precursor artifact and cause destruction once again upon the world with your skills as an Assassin Hunter across numerous landscapes such as the North Atlantic, River Valley, and New York all of which have some knowable areas such as Sleepy Hollows, Ash Creek and more.

So from what I believe Assassins Creed Rogue is to be a form of upgrade to that of two previous Assassin Creed titles; Assassins Creed III and Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag. There are certain things in the game that are upgraded from the last games as well as some new mechanics as well. Some of the upgraded mechanics were that of the Naval system where in Assassins Creed III the Naval system was just missions where you could control a ship and fight off other ships such as Schooners, Gunboats, Brigs, Frigates and Man o' Wars. In Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag the company Ubisoft enhanced the idea of the Naval system where sailing to one place to another is mandatory and entertaining. Mostly which AC4:BF is pirate themed so of course you have to ride your ship across the sea. Another thing is that of the Naval Combat and Upgrade system where like AC3 you could shoot cannonballs at your enemies when they're beside you, shoot chain balls to slow your enemies down, and drop fire barrels to harm your enemies from behind. In AC4:BF you can upgrade your ship to better standards from equipping armor to your ship to take in more damage, more cannons to shoot, more destructive cannonballs, and so on until you can take on two or three Man o' Wars in a breeze. Assassins Creed Rogue does something a tad bit different for the Navel Combat System such as replacing the cannon turrets where you can easily lock onto enemy weak points and fire one shot at a time, in Assassins Creed Rogue there are Puckle Guns which you have to manually target your enemies weak points and you are able to fire fifteen or more shots before reloading.

Another thing Assassins Creed Rogue changed was that of rear attacks where instead of releasing fire barrels you make a steam of burning oil behind you, and the ram of your ship has another function; to cut through the thick sheets of ice when you travel to the North Arctic. Other replacements are that of the Blow Dart Pipe seen in AC3, AC4:BL, and Assassins Creed Liberation where instead of having a hand held pipe to blow darts at your enemies you instead have a silenced air rifle which is soon equipped with a grenade launcher. Now this change is interesting because it combines several old mechanics together, the air rifle is a new form of a blow dart pipe so of course it can shoot sleep darts and berserk darts but it can also shoot firecrackers where back then you had to walk to a certain point near an enemy, place the firecrackers at the spot, get to a location where you can attack your enemies and wait for them to get close to expect the firecrackers. In AC:Rogue you can shoot your firecrackers from a distance to distract your enemies while you sneak pass them or use your firecrackers to lure them to a specific point for them to either get attacked by you or another such like a wild predator or an NCP that is enemies to the other NCP's faction.

Another mechanic mixed with the air rifle is that of grenades, where in AC3, AC4:BL, and AC:L there were no grenades except for smoke bombs but before AC3 there was Assassins Creed Revelations where you could craft your own grenades from sticky poison grenades, to tripwire distraction grenades, to even the basic shrapnel grenade. Though in AC:Rogue you cant craft your own grenades you do however have a good variety of grenades such as the Sleep and Berserk Grenades which unlike its dart forms you can hit more targets with these grenades to effect more enemies with one shot instead of wasting your darts and time shooting every enemy you see one at a time. The other grenade is the shrapnel grenade which not only can harm a crowd of enemies but when you see a wall or something that is breakable you can shoot your grenade at it and destroy it to progress through.

You do have your other assassin equipment such as rope darts to hang your enemies, duel hidden blades, and be able to throw money to people to block or distract your enemies. However, before AC:Rogue I started to discover something, that almost each assassin has their own style of fighting. In AC3 you play as Connor who is a Native American and fights mostly with his Tomahawk, in AC4:BF you play as a pirate captain named Edward Kenway who fights using duel cutlasses, in AC:Rogue you play as Shay Cormac who fights with a sword and dagger. This makes all the assassins you play as feel more unique and set in their own ways, especially with guns as Connor only uses one pistol, Shay Cormac using two pistols, and Edward Kenway mastering four pistols, however this is the first time there was a playable assassin who has a rifle as one of their basic weapons where usually all the other assassins rely on pistols.

Of course since Assassins Creed II and AC3, no Assassins Creed game is complete without the personal crafting and upgrade system. Back in Assassins Creed during the Ezio Trilogy (Assassins Creed II, Assassins Creed Brotherhood, and Assassins Creed Revelations) if you wanted more health, better weapons, and other things you had to purchase these upgrades, and I believe in Assassins Creed Brotherhood the crafting system was where it was first introduced only to be upgraded more better and efficient. So now in AC:Rogue the only way for you to get upgrades to your health and ammo capacity is by using the mechanic added from AC3 the Hunting mechanic. As the name says you have to have to go out and hunt wild animals whether they be dears, foxes and beavers, or whales and sharks. To get these items you have to kill them. For land animals you just have to find them and either chase them or kill them before they attack you. For sea animals such as whales you have to use harpoons to kill them and some sea animals such as the Killer Whale, the Narwhal, and the Shark they will attack you and try to destroy your boat. Once you have the required items you can craft whatever item that has the items they require. Things such as pistols and weapons however you can buy them.

Of course, like any other game you need money and in AC:Rogue money is of good worth. As you progress through the game you'll notice certain places such as places of Renovation which if you have the supplies you can rebuild the place and every few minutes you are funded by a certain amount of money. The more places you renovate the more money you receive in your bank. Another is taking down Gang Headquarters where once you done the requirements to take over the headquarters your funds are increased meaning more money in your pocket, however all isnt fun and games in AC:Rogue for there's a new Stalker system in the game that has appeared in AC:Revelations where an enemy assassin will come out of the shadows and inflict major damage to you or killing you at the spot if your health is low when you encounter one. In AC:Rogue you have to keep a good eye out and have a good sense of hearing because this new system is able to create a whisper effect whenever you're near one meaning the more louder the whispers the more closer you are to the Stalker and they can hide just like you can through corner and roofs to haystacks and bushes.

There are other things you can do in AC:Rogue such as Assassin Interception where you can stop a group of assassins from killing their prime target, you can loot outposts to get a large amount of materials or if you're rather on the safe side you can go to Supply Camps and loot your materials from there, Treasure hunting to find letters, maps, chests, viking swords, and so forth. There's alot of content added into this game, and to make things better it ties to the franchise really well. According to the game and the creators AC:Rogue takes place after AC4:BF but takes place before AC3 answering some questions here and there in the two games such as what happened to Achilles and the Brotherhood in AC3, who else were Templars or held a part of the Templar Order which by the way spoiler alert George Washington's brother was a Templar. There's alot of answers but several questions added in as well like any other Assassins Creed game like what were those precursor artifacts and why would their creators make something so destructive? Will these artifacts hold a piece in future Assassin Creed games, will there be a stand off between Connor and Shay Cormac? That we dont know, unless you have Assassins Creed Unity to which you may know the answers or not. All I know is that they say that both Rogue and Unity ties into both AC3 and AC4:BF.
Okay this is getting really fucking stupid now, because I just witness one of the stupidest Geico commercials I've ever seen even though now these days most of them are pretty fucking stupid. You know those Geico commercials where it shows two people and one of them sees like an advertizement for the car insurance company and tell the other person "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent on car insurance" and the other person decides to be a bitch/asshole saying that everyone knows that and I agree with them. Everyone and their fucking dog knows it, we fucking get it. But what drives the point home is where the first person tells them something so damn outrageous and just plain out stupid that I cant even comprehend it. Like the one I just saw where two people where in bed together and the wife saw the commercial and told his husband who is trying to fucking sleep about the commercial when he tells the bitch that he as well as every fucking being in the universe knows about it. So then she says "Well did you know there are cartoons that shouldnt have energy drinks?" and shows Taz going insane after drinking an energy drink. Okay the commercial didnt even last twenty seconds and it pisses me off.

Besides the fact that everyone and their grandma knowing what the hell Geico is about, first off where in the hell did that last sentence come from? How were you able to equip yourself with that source of knowledge? I mean are you telling me that you work with cartoons, are cartoon characters real in the world you're living in, have you been taking drugs thus making you hallucinate, where, how, and why would you say that!? Who the fuck cares if there are cartoon characters that cant drink energy drinks, they're fucking cartoons and they dont share any similarities to the conversation you were having! You had this normal train track of a normal conversation about car insurance, but then you said fuck it and crash the damn conversation train into an orphanage and setting it on fire! Name one thing that the Looney Tunes have in common with a car insurance company? Name one, just name fucking one thing those two share? Oh you said animation, now you're just picking straws now. That's like trying to find the similarity between a television and a door and your answer was that they both have four corners.

And it just doesnt end there folks, everytime I see these commercials I feel I'm getting more stupid and hating humanity even more the fact that these people much less these sentences they make up in the end exist. And dont get me started on the fucking pig, that smartassed glammed swine of a sausaged whore! This pig alone makes me want to get car insurance from this company even less now because of how stupid these commercials are. Also, who the fuck cares about the pig? This isnt Piglet Insurance, this is Geico! Where the fuck is that gecko, atleast he's tolerable to deal with and he isnt dumb or being a fucking smartass about his company!

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TipsyRa1d3n Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Bursts down your door with a GARTERBELT in hand!*

HEY NEON!! I HAS A QUESTION.

...do you still do sword commissions? Just asking! Cuz if you do I WOULD like to buy a redesign of Norb's claymore. If you still do that stuff anyway!
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:iconpinkiepieportal1plz:Thanks for the :iconfav3dplz:It really means a lot to me!:iconpinkiepieportal2plz: 

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Kentami Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Student General Artist
thx for the :+fav:^^
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X-SuGaR-Sweetfox-X Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear
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Got a sexy ass body and yo ass look soft
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JaredtheFox92 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*A strange vulpine woman walks into Neonian territory. *
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TipsyRa1d3n Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
'EYO, thanks for the fave!! :D
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Daedalus-Risen Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
Guess who's old enough to drink! :excited:
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Thank you for +fav! We hope that you continue to enjoy/like our works. =) (Smile)
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SonicandErikfan Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
hey Neon.:)
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JaredtheFox92 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm considering an alliance between the Swarm and the Neonian Empire. Both factions would have more similar goals and motives instead of the AMA, (which the Swarm is actually against for the time being.)
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TipsyRa1d3n Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey thanks for the fave!
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TipsyRa1d3n Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for another fave! :D
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Thanx for adding my Game Master 53th strip and the Power of Love captures to your :+fav:
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SonicandErikfan Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
Hey um, how are you feeling today? :)
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TipsyRa1d3n Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dude, I actually had a question. What's Morgan's current alignment towards the Neon Empire? Like is she a supporter, is she a rival of them? 'Tis mostly because I'm doing more Eccentrix worldbuilding.
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TipsyRa1d3n Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOOOO, thank you for all the faves on my revival series!! This was probably the most fun drawing series I've done in a while.
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SonicandErikfan Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
uh, Neon? aren't we gonna roleplay some more on your mlp thing? :?
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ColtCoyote Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
Thanks for your support! 
how you been? haven't talked to ya in a while!
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