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My Rants: Top 10 Worse Xbox 360 Video Games

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Hello everyone, Neon Blacklight here aka NeonBlacklightTH with what you all probably want from me since I made my Top Ten Best Xbox 360 Video Games I've ever played. Yes my friends, today I will be making my Top Ten WORST Xbox 360 games I've ever played. These games are terrible these games are the bane of my existence, I will be as harsh to them as I want and to this day I will never play these games ever again. So here you guys are, the moment you've all been waiting for. My list of the Top Ten Worse Xbox 360 games. Enjoy

#10: Battlefield 4 - Now this is just for personal reasons, I never really liked Battlefield because of certain reasons. One is that it's too real looking to the point that it looks stupid. The bullets don't shoot straight, the game mostly focuses on multiplayer instead of the single player campaign, the list goes on in why I don't like this game. I don't understand why people like this game but I'm mostly just a Call of Duty guy.

#9: BlazBlue - Now to be honest here guys, I never really liked fighting games. This is one of the reasons why. This game...is weird? Know that I like anime, the design is nice and the main song of the game is just kick ass, it's just the controls and gameplay, unless you know how to play the game, this game sucks. It took me hours just to figure out the basics of the controls and still I had a hard time to play the damn game. To this day I have yet to beat this game because of personal reasons and that's why I give this the ranking of nine on my list.

#8: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Why Rareware, Why!? What was going on in your head when you were making this game!? I mean seriously, Lego cars? Lego boats? Lego planes? Damn you Microsoft! You ruined yet another video game company you cheap marketing whore! Still, I cant believe I'm saying this, this game got my draw back. Meaning at some periods of time I sometimes go out and play some, create certain machines like the Halo vehicles from the Warthog to the Covenant Space Ship. What's worse is when you beat the game all you get is a suit and nothing else. That just sucks, big time and this game deserves my ranking if eight in my top ten worst.

#7: Kingdom of Amalar: Reckoning - Fuck this game is annoying. Annoying enemy AI, lore as interesting as the hairs of an old mans back, and rememberable as a heart attack. This game had potential, it really should've had something but something was missing and something was needed to be removed such as the fucking AI and the amount of enemies all over the god damn place! Still with all said and done this game deserves the ranking of seven on my top ten worst list.

#6: Rock Band III - Remember when I said that Rock Band II was one of my best games? Well its sequel was the worst that I've played. Reason why, when I create my character they looked absolutely horrifying, black pits for eyes, thinned out skulls and everything. What's worse is that there is no Campaign, I think? The songs are boring except for some, the only thing that's interesting is the DLC's and that costs me a damned fortune. $3 a song, what the fuck!? Anywho, with the terrible graphics, the poor choices of songs, and a poor campaign I give this game the ranking of six on my worst game list.

#5: Kinect Disneyland - You lazy cheap ass mother fuckers! You dare buy this shit on a game you putrid shit eating cunt! I don't even give a rats ass if you bought it for your kid, you want to get your kid to enjoy the experience of Disneyland go to fucking Florida and enjoy Disney World you lumpy diarrhea pieces of shit!

#4: Ninja Blade - A shitty rip off of Ninja Gaiden, what's with these games and ripping off more popular games. How about this, lets just kill the band wagon effect permanently. No one not even the greatest of critics and reviewers never been in a good situation with it. In this game you play as a modern day ninja that uses weapons such as twin swords and broadswords and ninjutsu to slay monsters. The story is boring as fuck, it's a damn rip off to both Ninja Gaiden and Devil May Cry for fuck sake. What's even worse this game gotten the "Game of the Month" award, how the hell did this game get an award for anything? The plot is boring, the gameplay is shit, and it feels half baked. They didn't even bother making the images for the achievements for fuck sake.

#3: The Incredible Hulk - Now I'm not much for hero video game (Unless it has Spiderman in it) but this game should've been on either the original Xbox and should have its controls revamped. What do I mean by revamped, I mean do these clunky controls all over again. I mean seriously, I hardly feel like I'm playing as the Hulk. I feel like I'm playing as the Civilized Hulk that accidentally jumps on people's houses. At least the PS2 version of the Hulk got it right where the Hulk can run on walls, destroy buildings and actually look nice. Here it looks like I'm looking at plastic, the HUD is shit, the rewards are complete crap unless you're a big Hulk fan, in this case I put this game on number three on my top ten worse list.

#2: Superman Returns - Would you believe me if this wasn't the first terrible Superman video game? It's called Superman 64, and its retarded clone relative Aquaman for the Gamecube. This game is a lumpy piece of shit, with poorly interesting characters, villains, stupid difficulty, and little to no achievements. I literally have to use cheat codes to play the fucking game, which goes against everything that I stand for. This game broke me, and even with cheat codes this game was still broken and boring as shit. So that's why this game is number two on my list.

#1: Sneak King - Many years ago, during what I call "The Dawn of Terrible Video Games" aka late 2006 through early and mid 2007 a company known as Burger King which is a fast food restaurant that sells delicious Italian chicken sandwiches and burgers, wanted in on the profiting cash cow that is video games. So they made three video games for their customers to go out and buy, and my god these games were just fucking terrible. The worse of the three was the dreaded Sneak King, a game where you get to play as Burger King's mascot "The King" and sneak around only to surprise random people who are hungry and give them one of his delicious Burger King items from a tasty sandwich, to fries and so on...this game...this game is the death of me, it literally almost ALMOST killed me from never ever touching any Xbox 360 game ever again because of this god damned monstrosity. Damn you to hell whomever created this piece of shit, rot in hell mother fucker I stabbeth thee!
NeonBlacklightTH's Top Ten Worse Xbox 360 games
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playstationfanboy12's avatar
meh blazblue isnt bad (and alot of people lovd it) its just theres a thing called practice this isnt something new in fighting games