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Jingle Bells by Insanity Wolf

Dashing through the snow
Get the fuck out of my way!
You are all so slow,
and fat, what do you weigh?
Ha ha!

I'll end your caroling
But i wont be a silent night!
I've come to terrorize your town
and watch you die tonight!

Jingle Bells, go to hell!
I hijacked Santa's sleigh!
Oh what fun it is to ride
over bodies everyday
HEY!

Jingle Bells, go to hell!
Bodies will decay!
after you're all crushed beneath
my mother fucking sleigh!
HEY!

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  • Mood: Promiscuous
  • Listening to: Unicorn Wizards
  • Reading: STH: Rise of the Neonian Empire Ch. 20
  • Watching: Dragonball GT
  • Playing: TF:FoC
  • Eating: Potato Soup
  • Drinking: Coffee
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:iconthefelinianwithwings:
Mood: Joy ~TheFelinianWithWings Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
So that is how Neon celebrates Christmas.....Does explain the bag of dead rats last year from Santa.
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:iconneonblacklightth:
~NeonBlacklightTH Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Maybe Neon secretlly tries to take over Christmas just to make people miserable?
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:iconthefelinianwithwings:
Mood: Wow! ~TheFelinianWithWings Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Then gets bored half way through? Sounds plausible. So, how are you enjoying the End Times? So far, no flaming koalas or pandas, so I am a bit disappointed...
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~NeonBlacklightTH Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, no explosions. I like explosions favorite one was the one back in WWII what was it Hiroshima or something like that? Whatever, anywho I wouldnt be much suprised if alot of people commited suicide just to get away from Dec. 21.
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:iconthefelinianwithwings:
Mood: Humor ~TheFelinianWithWings Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Explosions are pretty. Probably going to read about a rash of suicides over that or Christmas. I'm just looking forward to seeing if my prediction of a baby boom in nine months will prove accurate.
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:iconneonblacklightth:
~NeonBlacklightTH Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A Baby Boom?
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:iconthefelinianwithwings:
~TheFelinianWithWings Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
After every supposed apocalypse, nine months later, a bunch of new morons are brought into the world because their parents made very bad choices because they thought they were going to die. I always look for one, and I have been right around half of the time.
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:iconneonblacklightth:
~NeonBlacklightTH Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow, more fucking babies to feed. What joy.
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:iconaspiebrayden:
You're very funny :D
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:iconneonblacklightth:
~NeonBlacklightTH Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Thank you
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