My Crazy Life Goals

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1. Go To School...in Hell!

2. Punch a Polar Bear in the Face...and Survive!

3. Teach the Badgers a Lesson...By Kicking them All in the Face in a Wrestling Cage Match of Kings!

4. Become a Unicorn Wizard...and Rule all of Germany!

5. Catch a Ride...on an eight headed Hydra Dragon!

6. Find the Devil...and Kick Him in the Dick!

7. Find a way to go to the world of Warcraft...and rule the world with Deathwing and the Lich King by my side only to go and kill them in their sleep and take their stuff!

8. Ride upon an Eagle...through Mordor!

9. Take a Guitar...and bring upon a magical age of Rock and Metal!

10. Find Alucard...and slay thousands upon thousands of Nazi Zombies!

11. Travel through time...and devour an entire T-Rex!

12. Freeze a Toaster...and beat every Man, Woman, and Child in town!

13. Go to the Moon...and become the Space Emperor!

14. Build a Gun...that can Shoot Out Chainsaws!

15. Go Out at Sea...and Become the Best Pirate Samurai in all of History!

16. Own a Bar of Gold...from Fort Knox!

17. Kill a Predator...and Take his Stuff to Become the Predator's Predator!

18. Fire a Nuclear Rocket full of Missiles...to the Sun!

19. Become a Scientist...So I can Mutate Myself with Awesome Powers of the Gods!

I'll add more things on this list if I can think of anything more
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